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Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
"Listen to your heart"
"Listen to your heart," once said that song from the 80s that I hate. Maybe I hate it so much that I ignored the message and realized how important it is only when someone uncovered my eyes from my prejudice.
No matter what others think of me, or if college A is better than Z. I just have to listen to my heart.
Soon, in my blog, I am going to post interviews with students and alumni from Princeton. I hope the readers will learn more about the college and be interested in going to prestigious colleges such as Princeton.
Cupcakes!
Cupcakes are everywhere! Milan, Paris, and even among friends! Frankly the Paris ones are the most beautiful, but who cares?! What happened to the muffins and bagels and churros? In a couple of months we are probably going to have cupcake carts on the streets. (I should not have said that, someone will steal my idea). Soon the UN will send boxes of cupcakes to Haiti instead of giving medical care.
But what is the problem? Is this is a conspiracy of the "American imperialism?" No one knows. (But beware, the FBI can certainly arrest you for revealing the secret plans of the US government cooks).
We must fight against this epidemic! Many have begun to build rehabilitation clinics, and you can help too. Get rid of any form of cup-shaped cake with some type of topping (be careful not to reject the muffins). Also ignore any reference to the noun "cupcake." Do not delight yourself with this aberration. Do not even take a bite: the risk of addiction is imminent. Do not even dare to look at these goodies: some say they were created by Medusa.
We must battle to have our dignity back. Spread this manifesto!
We must fight against this epidemic! Many have begun to build rehabilitation clinics, and you can help too. Get rid of any form of cup-shaped cake with some type of topping (be careful not to reject the muffins). Also ignore any reference to the noun "cupcake." Do not delight yourself with this aberration. Do not even take a bite: the risk of addiction is imminent. Do not even dare to look at these goodies: some say they were created by Medusa.
300 channels and what to watch.
Many criticize me because I watch cartoons and teen series. Sometimes some people stare at me with a strange look meaning: you-are-too-old-for-it. According to them, I qualify to watch Criminal Minds, Bones, and CSI. But honestly, these shows are more childish than the shows in Playhouse Disney.
Series about attempts to escape from prison, airplanes falling on islands, or vampires who engage in romantic relationships are a step backwards in emotional stability, and (depending on the series) in the critical and analytical capacity of an individual.
For example, when comparing Vampire Diaries with Phineas and Ferb, one can see that the series about vampires is just entertainment for teenage girls, while the cartoon is responsible for developing the intellectuality and character of a child. Phineas and Ferb are two young, creative inventors, who instinctively follow the standards of meritocracy. The fact that the two are very young, for example, to use reverse engineering or to explain quantum physics is repeated in the show, but the kids never get discouraged and never think about quitting. But probably (of course there are always exceptions) Vampires Diaries fans have never heard of reverse engineering, and probably never understood quantum theory, but a children's program is so much superior that it teaches these concepts to children whose parents block the Warner Channel.
Of course the plot of cartoons is suitable for young children, but it is an intellectually much more intellectually active than spending hours mesmerized by Two and a Half Man. And obviously not all children’s series are good for the mind (I highlight the poor performance in My Wife and Kids and the poorly written plot of H2O, Girls Sirens). And not every adult series is a disaster for the mind (for instance, the wonderful satire to Western customs in The Simpsons and in Friends. Also, CSI makes a few neurons work, but just a few.
Just do it
Well, I do not want to do promote Nike, but sometimes the ads are right!
All the procrastination leads to more procrastination. So...
I will post those pictures on facebook today.
I will start writing my book today.
I will write my essays today.
I will watch that movie.
I will text you back.
I will fix the TV.
I will do it.
All the procrastination leads to more procrastination. So...
I will post those pictures on facebook today.
I will start writing my book today.
I will write my essays today.
I will watch that movie.
I will text you back.
I will fix the TV.
I will do it.
?
Inspiration is very annoying. She always thinks that she is endlessly necessary and mainly responsible for literature. And now, for the first time, she tries to attack the posts of my blog. But keep in mind, ms. Inspiration, that I do not need you to post on my blog. Gene Fowler once said that "Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead."
Burn! I have an idea.
Burn! I have an idea.
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